Tavern Arcade brings the pub home for one last round

Ever since I was barred from my local public house for an unfortunate incident involving a brassiere and a handful of dry-roasted peanuts, I've been trying to create the feel of a modern day drinking hole in my own front room.  So far I'm stuck with some dubious top shelf bottles of brightly coloured cream-based spirits and a dulled string of horse brasses.  What I really need is some sort of fruit-machine or gaming system that will allow me to spend my money on gambling rather than just getting wretchedly drunk.

Built-in wired and wireless networking allow the manufacturer to update the system with new games, features and patches.  Yours for $3,794.95, mouthy barmaid costs extra.

90-Game Tavern Arcade [Hammacher Schlemmer]