McConaughey Lincoln Commercials: Just Amazing

Behold, we've reached the mountain top. This is the most amazing piece of film footage you'll ever see of Matthew McConaughey. These clips are for the 2015 Lincoln MKC, first introduced all the way back in December of 2013. But it's really all about the bull.

The first spot you're going to see here features McConaughey, the MKC, and Osiris*. Apis, as McConaughey clearly states with his eyes, is the intermediary between humans and the all-powerful god Osiris. The bull represents Osiris, the Egyptian god of the underworld, the afterlife, and the dead.

*He actually says "Old Cyrus," but it really doesn't matter. "Take the long way" is the commercial's key.

The second video spot shows McConaughey "going back." And I have no idea what he's talking about. It's very deep.

Finally you'll see McConaughey speaking in peak "cool" voice about the Lincoln style. You'll have to drive one now. You have no choice.

You can go back. Yes you can. You have to look in the right place – back at the start of this article. Or you can go back to the Star Trek Continues article from earlier today to go back further. Further than you ever imagined.