Gaydar Wand Takes All The Fun Out Of Guessing

If I were a stricter Freudian than I actually am, I might sit down the Gizmodo staff and have a nice long chat about how comfortable they are with their sexuality and how it might just be a good time to go out and visit some new, shinier, pinker bars and make some new, shinier, pinker friends.  They could take along this handy Gaydar wand, which promises to identify gays or bisexuals with a mere wave across their genitals. 

Of course, it's a joke from the US version of hit TV comedy The Office, and (to the disappointment of armed forces in many places across the globe) not actually for sale. 

Gaydar (The Office) [via Gizmodo]