Clip-on mp3 player from Ministry of Sound

About as desirable as a dose of chlamydia, this mp3 player from bass-loving Ministry of Sound allows music lovers to party like it's 1999 with 256mb of flash storage, 4.5hrs of battery life – rechargeable, thankfully – and, in a Miss World style promotion of music-sport harmony, it's "Fitness Friendly".

Will you choose sober black or prosthetic pink?  It's a tricky decision, I know.  Either way, it's yours for £24.99 ($47.48).

Ministry of Sound product page [via The Red Ferret Journal]