Art Gallery on your wrist
Are you a top secret spy with a poor memory for faces? Have you been sent on a dangerous 00-style assignment to kill a three-nippled megalomaniac, only you can't quite recall what he or she looks like? Well why not invest in this attractively styled and innovative Photo Frame Watch – it can store up to 26 images to display on its not-exactly-ground-breaking 96x64 pixel display (4096 colours!), transferred by a USB1.1 connection.
Sadly you'd have to order a minimum of 1000 of them – they don't sell to individuals – but perhaps you can persuade your Government employers that they'd make ideal gifts for everyone at Christmas.