Who Wouldn't Want an Ego Personal Semi-Submarine?

How would you like your own personal submarine? Sounds terrifying, right? You'd be dead in a matter of minutes. Submarines are incredibly complex vehicles. Under no circumstances could you pilot one safely while drinking a vodka gimlet. Which is why the Ego Semi-Sub is much better than a real submarine. This baby was made for piloting while intoxicated and/or cuddling.

The Ego is battery powered and designed to be piloted just like a car. Each battery charge is good for six to ten hours and the boat has a top speed of four knots. It is on display at the Miami boat show right now, and there don't appear to be any distributors offering this vehicle at the moment. Anybody want to pool some submarine money with me? You can have half the cockpit.

[Via w ooh ome]