The Spitwad Launcher - For Long Range Spitwads

Nothing brings back memories of the good old days in elementary school like spitwads. Today's kids are raised on video games, televisions in every room, and pretty much any other hi-tech devise you can think of. Well why shouldn't they update the classic spitwad?

The Spitwad Launcher, according to the manufacturer, has a longer range than a squirt gun and is more powerful than a water pistol. If you look at the picture you'll probably notice that the "wad" is fairly large to be covered in spit. These are actually made to be soaked in water, not spit.

The wet wads will shoot up to 60 ft. away and can store up to 24 wads (it only includes 12). However you can get packs of 20 spitballs for only $1.95 extra. The launcher itself is priced at $11.95. My advice, don't buy this for your kids, buy it for someone else's kids. Otherwise you'll likely get shot, probably by your spouse.

The Spitwad Launcher [via nerdapproved]