Hammacher Schlemmer's Levitating Hover Scooter

Yeah, they did it again, it's another one of Hammacher Schlemmer's unexpected offerings with an unexpected price tag of $16,999.95  After Floating UFO Puck and Air Hovering Canister Vacuum they have come up with yet another flying machine, the Levitating Hover Scooter. This UFO-flying-saucer like looking mini hovercraft is five feet in diameter and flies only on solid ground. It's capable of 15 mph and runs for about an hour on a full tank of unleaded gas. If you have done some skiing you know how to ride this flying saucer, just lean to your right or left. To accelerate lean forward and to brake you'll have to coast for about 20 feet.