Uranium Soap Glows Radioactively

Geeks like weird stuff. If that weird stuff happens to not be a gadget, that's fine. We need to decorate our homes too. My wife is always buying some sort of soap to put in the bathroom that we aren't allowed to use, which is silly to me.

What I need to decorate my sink with is this Uranium glow in the dark soap. The soap is marked with the periodic table notations for the soap and a single bar is not cheap at $6.99. You can buy an entire box of Dial soap for that price.

Each bar measures in at 2.25" x 3" x 1" and its human tested and vegan free. Apparently, it smells like the ocean, which in Texas means it smells like oil and dead shrimp.