Does your desk get so dirty you sometimes consider lifting the vacuum up to it and just vacuuming all the crap off of it? Well now there is a happy middle ground that will have you looking less like a psychopathic killer.

This retro styled USB vacuum actually works, it will in fact clean your desk. This one is only 8-inches tall too, instead of the 3-5 feet of your full-sized vacuum.
You can get one for $20, not a bad price for something so novel. Oh, and the cord is 45-inches long, so unless you have some serious desk real estate, you should be set.
USB Mini Vacuum Cleaner [via geekalerts]