Lego Halo on the way?

The thing about April Fool’s that seems to catch a lot of people off-guard is that it starts well before April. Since for some reason magazine subscriptions have to come out a full month in advance (seriously, if your issue hits stands by March 1st, wouldn’t it make sense to call it your March issue?) people aren’t really prepared to read every word with caution. Which is why many people can be duped into believing that Lego Halo is on its way.


Fake Samuel L. Jackson accepts dare, Jack Thompson chickens out on debate

I would love to know exactly what goes on inside the head of Jack Thompson. As you know he already dared Samuel L. Jackson to a debate over a blog post written by the Fake Samuel L. Jackson. After figuring out that the post was a work of satire, he commented, noting that he still stood by his word. Now Fake Samuel L. Jackson isn’t one to back down, so he accepted the dare, and agreed to hold a debate with Thompson. What did Thompson do? He chickened out. I can’t say that I’m really surprised.

Apparently there was a good deal of effort put into arranging this debate. My mastery of the English language couldn’t possibly match the eloquence of Fake Samuel L. Jackson, so I’ll let him give you the skinny after the jump.


Sony teases with In-Shirt XMB

I love companies that drop not-so-subtle hints in a humorous fashion. Sony has dropped a hiliarious hint at GDC this week by making t-shirts that simply say “In-Shirt XMB”.


Ablecomm Batphone can’t dial out

This bright red phone was designed after a similar phone in Batman. It’s the phone that the police commissioner used to phone Batman when there was trouble in Gotham City.


We Will Never Forget: the Boston Bomb Scare

I am sure we all remember the tragic day when the LED effigy of Ignignokt magically didn’t explode, but was still thought to be a bomb. Who would have ever thought that people in the US would be so dumb and ignorant to think that an LED lit up sign is a bomb.

But they did, in the end; I believe two men were charged with some dumbass charges because they somehow managed to declare the LED signs “hoax devices”. So, next time you have a company and you hire some people to do some advertising for you, might want to be careful, they might be considered terrorists.


Turkey leg telephone

Does anyone here recognize the name Dick Wolfsie? Yeah, me neither, but I like his sense of humor as apparently he’s the one that requested this phone be made for his Thanksgiving show.

Someone literally built a telephone into a turkey leg. You’d think that with today’s technology they could have at least made it wireless, but I guess not.

I don’t know what these Telco turkeys are going to do when they switch all the phones over to digital, analog just isn’t going to cut it for much longer. No word on price or availability as it appears it was a one-off custom job.

[via gadgettastic]

WoW commercial parody is just disturbing

I have been enjoying all of the different WoW commercials that have come out lately. I can never decide if I like the Mr. T commercial or Mini Me’s version. However, this new parody tops them both, featuring the WoW night elf pimp. Video after the jump.


CES 2008: Hand Check!

Aww, poor Vincent’s passed out and has no one to come to his defense! We are such terrible people, but this week really was hell so our fun can only logically come at the expense and torture of our fearless leader.


Xbox 360 gets gutted, returned for full refund

Alright, so we all know that certain retailers aren’t the brightest when it comes to returns, but this has to be an all-time low. This Xbox was returned completely gutted and a bit of light reading (a text book on medical assisting) shoved inside it.


Charlie Sheen can’t operate the iPhone properly

I happened to be watching the new Two and a Half Men when this now infamous photo was taken. I sadly have to admit that I did not even notice that the iPhone was upside down. I don’t know if it was because I was drooling over the Ferrari or I was just completely spacing.


Apple to release 80GB and 160GB iPod Touch! No, not really

Whoa, Apple just leaked some major news, they’re planning to release the iPod Touch in 80GB and 160GB flavors! I’m telling you, it’s hidden right out in the open on Apple Store’s site. Take a gander for yourself.


RRoD condolences card

Have you or one of your friend’s ever had an Xbox 360 go all Red Ring of Death on you? Well, I think its time you and your friends showed your compassionate side with this RRoD card.

The card is all white (like most Xbox 360’s) there is the ill-fated red ring of death depicted on the front with red crystals, and then there is a saying on the inside. The saying is, “May this card help console you during this difficult time. I am very sorry for your loss.”


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