AmberWatch Scares Perverts, Trains Kids
Sharper Image would have it that this AmberWatch Child Safety alarm and watch is designed to protect your trusting offspring from "predators" – whether they mean large-toothed animals or grubby men in stained rain-coats I'm not too sure, perhaps there are situation-specific models you can choose between – but I know that in reality it's designed as a child-training tool.
Got a misbehaving kid on your hands? Junior just won't eat his sprout and swede soufflé? Then hit the alarm buttons and send him down to the cellar to endure over thirty minutes of 115-decibel sirens and a hellish light show of flickering LEDs. I promise you, when he stumbles back out he'll be far more docile.
It also functions as a watch and a standard alarm, so that your child knows exactly when curfew is. Any attempt to break the strap and BAM the siren sounds again. Yours for the bargain price of $29.95.