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It’s Monday morning, and you’ve got a big decision ahead of you. What excuse are you going to use to get out of work? You could try the sick route, and pretend you have a bad cough, but they’ve heard that one before. Don’t worry, ThinkGeek has you covered.

The XCuse Box basically just plays a variety of background noises to make whatever story you’ve made up believable. They’ve got everything from phone static, to crying babies, even a boarding call for a flight.

This handy little gadget is small, and will only set you back $9.99.

Any excuse at the touch of a button [via crave]