Comments on: Woman Gets Ownership of the Sun Notarized

By: David Chamberlain

David Chamberlain — Mon, 28 Mar 2011 21:40:00 +0000

Or cut back, the glare coming from her property always gives me headaches after a fun night…

By: SomeGuy

SomeGuy — Sat, 12 Mar 2011 15:57:00 +0000

Pssst. Miss Duran. I’ve been using your sun illegally for a looong time now. What do you plan to do about it?

By: No Big Deal

No Big Deal — Mon, 07 Feb 2011 05:53:00 +0000

I think there’s too much fats in her brain to make her believe she ‘really own’ the sun. Alright, so she better be responsible for skin cancer etc. And I sure believe Al Gore will sue her successfully since he’s powerful.

By: jon pens

jon pens — Wed, 26 Jan 2011 09:30:33 +0000

Her fat and idiotic complexion has caused me to lose 2 IQ points.

By: Jacques

Jacques — Tue, 30 Nov 2010 22:18:59 +0000

Amazing thing is she felt entitled enough to put in the paper work for the ownership. How in the heck do you think you even have the right. Hmmmmm… So the sun being the center of our universe and provides for all of the planets and you feel you should be able to own it? And then charge for the rights of the word sun? I even find it amusing that in the future we feel the right to go to these planets and set up shop. Some day someone/something might evict us! It’ll be fun to see how this turns out… If the planet’s foolish enough to buy into this then I have a plot of land on the Titan moon to sell you. Good deal, fresh unpolluted air, fresh water, privacy…

By: jocus

jocus — Tue, 30 Nov 2010 05:26:06 +0000

what would the property tax rate be for the sun ?? she might owe 100 % of her collections to the coumty she lives in

By: tattle

tattle — Tue, 30 Nov 2010 04:48:33 +0000

wait…if she owns the sun…the she’s responsible for skin cancer lawsuits…and damages caused by solar flares right?? So then if the the sun dies it’s her fault. And if 2012 happens she’s gonna be in charge of keeping it safe right????

By: IndKaz

IndKaz — Tue, 30 Nov 2010 04:42:07 +0000

wow … now thats shear non-sense and hieght of stupidity.

By: angry earthling

angry earthling — Tue, 30 Nov 2010 04:11:31 +0000

Really?? so does the ownership of the sun mean that i can go get rights to air? mebbe the sahara desert perhaps? id love to turn that into a big sandbox…. Hey lady…it was cute at stars if you think im paying money for free warmth and sunlight good luck getting a dime outta me smacktard

By: Singapura

Singapura — Tue, 30 Nov 2010 03:25:30 +0000

I call dibs on Oxygen (O2). What the heck, I claim the whole Elemental Chart!

By: Paul J R

Paul J R — Mon, 29 Nov 2010 23:01:45 +0000

That is just ASKING for some country’s government to turn around and say “ok, you havent paid capital gains tax, stamp dute, rates, or other local/state/federal government charges, here’s a bill for $x billion based on a very fair rate of only 1$ per sq meter”…. “oh, it wasnt serious? interesting, you seem to have the appropriate paper work for proving yourself wrong….”

By: Bodo

Bodo — Mon, 29 Nov 2010 22:15:48 +0000

What a fat stupid hoe.

By: mike I

mike I — Mon, 29 Nov 2010 22:05:43 +0000

how is she going to charge for this? how much money did she pay for this ownership? while it may be cute to buy a star for your kids, no one is going to honor the claim, what a scam.

By: bemymonkey

bemymonkey — Mon, 29 Nov 2010 21:38:32 +0000

LOL.

By: J.O.

J.O. — Mon, 29 Nov 2010 21:16:43 +0000

Although, lawyers always find loopholes in almost any law.

By: J.O.

J.O. — Mon, 29 Nov 2010 21:16:04 +0000

She’s wasting her money. As a citizen of Spain, she has to comply to the same Outer Space Treaty as her country, wich states that “outer space, including the Moon and other celestial bodies, is not subject to national appropriation by claim of sovereignty, by means of use or occupation, or by any other means”. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Outer_Space_Treaty)

By: ImperfectLink

ImperfectLink — Mon, 29 Nov 2010 20:25:34 +0000

I’d like to be on the national “do not burn” list.

By: whowho

whowho — Mon, 29 Nov 2010 20:09:37 +0000

If i refuse to pay will she cut my service?

By: karmakuma

karmakuma — Mon, 29 Nov 2010 20:03:55 +0000

I hope she improves the suns service levels. I could need some sunlight at night too…

By: ImperfectLink

ImperfectLink — Mon, 29 Nov 2010 20:03:46 +0000

She’ll pay for those lawsuits with the collection for solar power and light utilities.

By: Nekros

Nekros — Mon, 29 Nov 2010 20:00:48 +0000

skin cancer? hell lets sue her for solar flares, that cause damage to all sorts of shit. hell i don’t think the millions of years of light is a good enough warrenty on the sun. and when it goes out it will kill us all. can we sue her for that too?

By: what?

what? — Mon, 29 Nov 2010 19:57:41 +0000

Lawsuits for Skin Cancer? Better hold on to your 10%.

By: Nekros

Nekros — Mon, 29 Nov 2010 19:55:08 +0000

Mr Burns, you will neevr get away with your dasterdly plan to blot out the sun!!!!