Ambassadors from round the globe
Will don a diplomatic robe,
And to the great Assembly Hall
Today will make a service call
To raise their voices in debate
On Mother Earth’s eternal fate.

The plan calls for the world to sign
A treaty that will make divine
Our Pachamama (Mother Earth –
For those who suffer from a dearth
Of education on the gods
Of Andes and enviro-squads).

The plan, as point of trivia,
Was hatched down in Bolivia,
Which hopes the world will soon be chained
To living standards they’ve attained
By granting equal rights in law
To She who orbits sun god Ra.

When once these rights are well enshrined
All Western countries will be fined
At twice their yearly GDP
If they should harvest from the sea,
Or drill for oil, build a dam
Or have been known as Uncle Sam.

And when the world economy
Is left in tatters and debris,
Our friends who hearken from La Paz
Will cheer the triumph of their cause;
And having made the whole world poor,
They’ll star in films by Michael Moore.

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