Are you a bit concerned about your teen’s recent activities with boys? Now, you can let her date away and leave you worry free. All you have to do is purchase the Virtual Boyfriend, no it’s not a sexual thing, get your mind out of the gutter! Although I’m sure you could put it on vibrate….I’m kidding it prolly just beeps really annoyingly.
Actually it’s a cute little gadget that will let her date up to 8 boys at a time. Of course that’s only if she’s a hussy, in which case just send her off to some Catholic institution. She is given 3 control buttons, where she can select one of these electronic hotties for a first date. Of course like all lousy men, you have to actually keep him happy. You have to compliment him to build up his silly male ego and send him gifts which he will likely throw away. You also have to take him to the right places, which likely means a sports bar with other sweaty guys.
The happier your boyfriend is the points you get and the longer the relationship will last.
However, a word of caution; keep it out of reach of the young ones since it contains adult nature and language, but let’s face it, it’s nothing your teen hasn’t seen or done before. For only $40, and possibly a few nails to nail her window shut, you might be able to keep her out of harm’s way.
Virtual Boyfriend-eight guys in the palm of your hand! [via Gizmodiva]