If you're tired of your cubicle having all of those usual obnoxious office type noises, drown it out with this USB Illuminated Cloud Fountain. It would be much more soothing than the shrill sound of phones ringing throughout the office.
Granted as soon as you flip it on you might feel the need to run off and relieve your bladder, but at least you'll feel calmed afterwards. You can either power the fountain via USB or with three AA batteries.
Which means if you need to snag it for a quick round of yoga on your Wii Fit at home, you're in luck. The fountain also includes colorful glass pebbles and you can buy it up for $24.