Sweet Martha Stewart, who on the highly-polished Earth needs this on their bedside table?! Yes, it looks like a Tascam multi-track recorder, but don't be deceived - it's actually a clock-radio. Or is is a weather station? Or is it a police scanner? Calm down, dearests, it's actually all of the above. Yes, for $199.95 Hammacher Schlemmer will sell you a behemoth of a wake-up call.
Synchronising to the atomic clock at the National Institute of Standards and Time, capable of monitoring FM/AM bands as well as traffic, weather, police, public safety, aircraft and VHF TV, with 30 pre-sets and that all-important snooze. Because let's face it, it doesn't matter how many channels you have, in the morning you just want five minutes more.