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CES 2008: Hand Check!

CES 2008: Hand Check!

Aww, poor Vincent’s passed out and has no one to come to his defense! We are such terrible people, but this week really was hell so our fun can only logically come at the expense and torture of our fearless leader.

Xbox 360 gets gutted, returned for full refund

Xbox 360 gets gutted, returned for full refund

Alright, so we all know that certain retailers aren't the brightest when it comes to returns, but this has to be an all-time low. This Xbox was returned completely gutted and a bit of light reading (a text book on medical assisting) shoved inside it.

Charlie Sheen can’t operate the iPhone properly

Charlie Sheen can’t operate the iPhone properly

I happened to be watching the new Two and a Half Men when this now infamous photo was taken. I sadly have to admit that I did not even notice that the iPhone was upside down. I don't know if it was because I was drooling over the Ferrari or I was just completely spacing.

RRoD condolences card

RRoD condolences card

Have you or one of your friend’s ever had an Xbox 360 go all Red Ring of Death on you? Well, I think its time you and your friends showed your compassionate side with this RRoD card.

The card is all white (like most Xbox 360’s) there is the ill-fated red ring of death depicted on the front with red crystals, and then there is a saying on the inside. The saying is, “May this card help console you during this difficult time. I am very sorry for your loss.”

Video Game Store Manager Instills Good Behavior in Minors

Video Game Store Manager Instills Good Behavior in Minors

If you are under the age of 18 and are still in school (I hope you are, unless its because you are a genius) feel free to stop by a certain GameStop there where Brandon Scott is the manager. This man is truly a pioneer in the retail world.

So, three things a assume everyone wants for their kids, good grades, no profanity or racial slurs, and for them not to wear they pants around their ankles. Well if your kids are into video games this may be necessary since if you kid exercises any of the latter two they’ll be kicked out of this GameStop.

Xbox 360 Red Ring of Death T-Shirt

Xbox 360 Red Ring of Death T-Shirt

Not only does it have the horrid red ring of death, but it throws in a little bit of 2001: A Space Odyssey while its at it. The shirt is made by SplitReason, as a company, they aren’t really anti-Microsoft, they are just good at making gamer gear.

Other than this completely hilarious RRoD shirt, they also have the “Achievement Locked” women’s underwear and the Mana coffee mug. The shirt says, in the HAL font, “I’m Afraid I Can’t Let You Play That, Dave” just to make the battle more personal.

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