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The Brief Safe comes equipped with skid marks

, Mar 27th 2007 Discuss [0]

I am one of those people that appreciates a simple design for complex issues. The kind of thing that is so simple you could have thought of it yourself. People have created all kinds of crazy safes, from ones that are indestructible to ones made from food products. Why not make one out of something so repulsive you wouldn’t want to take the dough hidden inside anyway? That is where the Brief Safe comes in handy. Read The Full Story

The V-Boy cuts down on Teen pregnancies

, Mar 26th 2007 Discuss [0]

Are you a bit concerned about your teen’s recent activities with boys? Now, you can let her date away and leave you worry free. All you have to do is purchase the Virtual Boyfriend, no it’s not a sexual thing, get your mind out of the gutter! Although I’m sure you could put it on vibrate….I’m kidding it prolly just beeps really annoyingly. Read The Full Story

The itzbeen Baby Care Timer

, Mar 26th 2007 Discuss [1]

The itzbeen Baby Care Timer is just another way to simplify your crazy life after your baby is born. I know that some people are going to give this thing a really bad review, saying things like this is only for over obsessive mothers. However, there are some of us who by nature are flakes. I know, shocking, once you are caring for a child you don’t just magically become responsible. Read The Full Story

Screw Speed Racer, Racing Grannies are even better

, Mar 26th 2007 Discuss [0]

Oh yah, now you can solve the age old question of whose granny can creep along the fastest. I know I’m often plagued by this question, although I know deep down that my granny is better than yours. Now I can prove it too, by purchasing a set of Racing Grannies. Read The Full Story

Hackers redeem themselves with their own blood

, Mar 26th 2007 Discuss [0]

As far as odd news goes, this ranks pretty high up there. The Chinese are allowing those hacking gamers a chance to redeem themselves, but they want blood. Recently 120,000 players were banned for attempting to hack the game, tsk tsk. They can get their accounts reactivated by donating 1 pint of blood, and ordinary players can get free accounts by donating. Read The Full Story

The Swear Box

, Mar 21st 2007 Discuss [0]

The Swear box is your own personal gadget to monitor that dirty language of yours. It takes on the fight fire with fire technique, unlike other attempts at sweetening up the potty mouths we seem to have acquired. Read The Full Story

The iShirt, for those days you forget to wear pants

, Mar 21st 2007 Discuss [0]

You can tally this one up with more useless junk to go with your iPod. It’s a shirt that has pockets for your iPod, and little guides that are supposed to help untangle the extra cords. You wouldn’t want to trip and somehow hang yourself. Those iPods are dangerous! Read The Full Story

The Psychedelic CD box

, Mar 21st 2007 Discuss [0]

This thing just proves that my theory about shiny things is correct. It’s a box, with LED lights, oooh but you can stack them, that makes them a lot more interesting. Read The Full Story

Dance Dance Revolution – finger edition

, Mar 20th 2007 Discuss [0]

I never really understood the Dance Dance Revolution craze. That probably has something to do with the fact that I look like a drunken idiot if I even attempt to dance. That, or I'm a natural-born Guitar Hero, and you don't really dance when you're rocking out. For those of you that still can't get enough of DDR, here's a little something for you. Everyone has that little bit of downtime at work (though we'll never admit that to our bosses). If you're just itching for something to do, and you need your DDR fix, just plug in the USB Finger Dance Mat and you're good to go. Read The Full Story

The Izumi INC-7000, to make picking your nose a little more high tech

, Mar 20th 2007 Discuss [0]

Can’t quite pick your nose as well as you’d like? Now there is the Izumi INC-7000 Nose Washer to do it for you. Instead of accidentally blowing liquid out of your nose, you can purposely blow liquid up your nose. Read The Full Story

The Gotta Go Briefcase

, Mar 20th 2007 Discuss [0]

No one will ever need Depends again! When you have to go, just grab your Gotta Go Briefcase from the Niban Too Corp of Japan. The great part is, I’m actually not kidding, as far as I can tell this is actually real. Apparently two Japanese corporate masterminds decided to create this for better time efficiency. As you can tell from glancing at the picture it’s toilet within a briefcase. It even has a spot for your t.p. and room for some newspaper and other important reading materials. I dug back as far as I could looking for a punch line with this invention and found the original article in American Inventor Spot. I read through all kinds of stuff and they are actually serious about this. Read The Full Story

Search the net with K-Fed

, Mar 20th 2007 Discuss [0]

It’s a sad day when K-Fed creates his own friggin search engine. The real kicker is that Yahoo is actually the one backing it. What respect I had for Yahoo is now out the window. He went all out on this one too, he even did a few glamour shots as opposed to the usual pictures of him that let all of his white trash colors shine through. He’s even giving away 10 tickets to his Birthday party in Las Vegas; you are entered to win every time you use the search engine. Read The Full Story
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