Want a loving way to tell someone to get off their lazy bum and get out of bed? Create a horrifyingly loud alarm clock, but make it so its heart shaped. I’m sure that will make it all better. I know this alarm clock looks cute, but it is in fact evil. They don’t call it the Sonic Boom Love Clock for nothing. It has an adjustable volume alarm that goes up to 113 decibels; a jackhammer is only 100 decibels. Now let’s just pretend that you can somehow sleep through that, it also has a bed shaker to slip in between the mattresses.