After decades of doubt and confusion, I think we've finally laid the old "does the light in the fridge really go out?" dilemma to rest. Now, weary multitudes turn their paranoid eyes to the next piece of kitchen machinery: the humble dishwasher. "Just what goes on in there?" a man stopped me in the street and asked, yesterday. "Can we be sure it's not Communism?" a veteran pondered out loud while in the queue for a warm, soy milk-based beverage.
It would seem that lately people are putting more thought into the simple appliances such as the toaster. Which, I find very cool because I believe it’s good to question how we do even the little things.
Ever feel the need to rebel against the typical boring kitchen appliances and gadgets? Personally, I love anything that stands out as strange or freakish, especially in my kitchen. This toaster actually burns a skull and crossbones into your toast, which brings a whole new life to plain toast.
Do you have so much money it is actually quite literally coming out your ears? If so, you definitely want this new spin on gas fireplaces. The Cyclone-Cust, although not all that great as a primary heat source, it is a great focal point in any home.
Around here Mountain Dew is our lifeblood. (Do you think if I say that enough Pepsi will send me some free drinks?) Now you might have also guessed that I'm a computer geek, which means that I have at any time about five computers and a minifridge that are all just a quick roll of the chair away. So naturally when I stumbled upon this cool case mod, I knew I'd have to share it with everyone.
April Fools Day is just around the corner, so it's time to start thinking about how you're going to fool your friends. The Backwards Clock is the perfect way to trick all of your buddies at work. At first glance it looks like any ordinary clock you'd see in schools or waiting rooms. As you'd guess by the name, the clock face is opposite from a regular clock, and the hands travel counter-clockwise.
Want a loving way to tell someone to get off their lazy bum and get out of bed? Create a horrifyingly loud alarm clock, but make it so its heart shaped. I’m sure that will make it all better. I know this alarm clock looks cute, but it is in fact evil. They don’t call it the Sonic Boom Love Clock for nothing. It has an adjustable volume alarm that goes up to 113 decibels; a jackhammer is only 100 decibels. Now let’s just pretend that you can somehow sleep through that, it also has a bed shaker to slip in between the mattresses.
What can your refrigerator do for you? For most people these days the answer is simple, “it keeps things cold” and for some “it even dispenses ice and water.” The people at Whirlpool aim to change all of that. This fall they will begin shipped Centralpark-enabled refrigerators to the public. With Centralpark you will be able to have any number of custom features added to your kitchen's most useful appliance.
Some of the features you can look forward to are interractive message boards, digital picture frames, satellite radio, CD/DVD players, and more. It doesn't stop there either, you'll even have the option of recharging cell phones and other devices as well. Oh, and did we mention that it keeps your food cold too?
No current word on what we'll expect to pay for this media center meets refrigerator, but I'm sure it'll be worth every penny. With one of these around the office, you can be sure that no one will be hanging around the water cooler anymore.
Y'know, my skills as a poet are woefully under-utilised here on SlashGear. Yes, I get shiny things to review and an opportunity to bleat about the latest news, but where are the haiku's? Sometimes it's nice to sit down on a large and squashy bean-bag, drink about thirteen cups of coffee and write poems about the latest Blackberry or what Steve Jobs is up to. At times like those, however, I'm constantly upset by the coldness of my coffee cup against my lips - a sensation like that can really interfere with your rhyming couplets, you know - and so I'm relieved to the point of elation that Jura has fashioned this glass'n'steel standalone cup warmer.
With room for up to 16 standard coffee cups or 24 of your favourite espresso cups, it uses a convection heater that quickly reaches operating temperature and holds it stable. Jura are charging $1,000 for this beauty, which is a lot, but if you serve a lot of coffee then it might be worth it.
Personally I'm off to write a grubby limerick about Google.
I don't want you to take this the wrong way, but your kids are really dirty. As in, filthy, grubby, bacteria-carrying germ creatures. They play with their toys, they play in the mud in the garden, they crawl around the floor, they put just about anything shiny in their mouths - if I were a parent I'd be beside myself worrying about them getting sick. So it's obviously for the hyper-neurotic like me that Bosch have aimed their latest dishwasher - the Lego Edition.