Swinx game system keeps your kids occupied

Well hell has officially frozen over. Someone has created a game that pulls the kids away from the TV and video games. I know, I'm just as shocked as you are. I mean the nerve, telling them to play games.

Swinx is a Dutch game system, which I should have known. Don't they know the American way?! We prefer our kids sitting quietly in front of the TV damn it. Well to use the game you just slap the wrist band onto your kid and their friends and the clover will tell them what games to play, how to play them and keeps score too.

It even cheers for them so you don't have to. Honestly, that little clover thing sounds entirely too bossy to me. The clover also tells stories and will play music, which would be nice for bedtime.

[via gearfuse]