I never in a million years would have though Sears of all places would sell a risque pillow. Yet here we are and there are no pigs flying. Sears has a new pillow for lonely geeks that has a set of boobs and an arm.
The pillow is called the DeluxeComfort.com Girlfriend Body Pillow. It has a couple hooters and a big fat arm that wraps around your neck. I guess the point is to make the lonely person feel like someone is willing to sleep with them.
Let's be honest though, if you buy this and actually succeed in getting a girl to your house and into your room, a pillow with boobs will kill any chance of procreation you might have had. This would be a fantastic gag gift though. You can get one for $9.95 from Sears right now.