Allow me to give you the skinny on everything you're going to need to know in order to go on with your life today. I mean it! There's some crazy important stuff going on today that may well, very possibly, perhaps, chance your whole life. Some of it is in the Android world, some of it is in the greater phone world, and some of it's basically gadgetastic right here on SlashGear. Let's begin with a bit of the ol' aliens from another planet rumor - that's right! Aliens are back in the news, and it's your favorite: Roswell, New Mexico. That's the least credible story we have for today. It's all uphill from here!