It’s been real.

CK out.

Instead he played Jenga with the phones as he stacked them upon one another and compared their thickness…MULTIPLE TIMES.

TRY not to make the mistake of giving advice when there is nothing to give advice on. It makes you look like you’re talking to yourself. I’m led to believe that you were likely trying to scare me somehow. Well THERE’S MY NAME. Go find a lawyer and get sue-happy you over-sensitive little child. But don’t worry. If you need a Kleenex, I’ll give you one anyway.

OH NO. Don’t sue me over the use of a brand product name now! *shakes head*

ANYWAY…

If you’re so easily scared by things, perhaps you shouldn’t be on the internet? There are far scarier things out there than me. And plenty of them.

I like how you tried to throw your weight at me in a passive-aggressive manner by suggesting the link to your review. (Which was well-done, BTW… Just saying.)

But… You don’t bother me. So you review a few products for a website. Big deal. That doesn’t intimidate me in the slightest. Nice try.

In all honesty? I commented on the poor quality of the review. YOU had no reason to attack me. YOU had no reason to say anything to me at all. I wasn’t talking to you. I wasn’t talking ABOUT you. But you up and attack me anyway…

Well… Whatever.

BTW. WTF was THIS supposed to mean?

“What are the shortcomings you’re referring too? Why bring up a year old phone (Nexus One) you’ve just answered that question for me. Thank you.”

I didn’t bring up the Nexus One. HE did during the course of his TERRIBLE review where he sounded like a bumbling idiot, brings up the Nexus One and then decides the make himself look stupid by saying, ‘but we don’t want to talk about a year old product’.

I thought I was pretty clear on that note. WHAT are you thanking me for here? What question could I have possibly answered for you?

Try making sense?

I will be taking it into consideration at the end of October when I finally ditch Alltel (because of their CRAP phone selection and idiot-driven customer service…)
Also because of the whole Alltel/Verizon/AT&T thing. (Yeah. I’m in one of the Verizon-divested areas…and it sucks because it took HOURS of research just to figure it what is really going on. Tried to form a gameplan and figure out what I was going to do…but no one with either of the 3 companies had a clue…until I was finally able to confirm my findings with ONE guy at a Verizon store who knew the difference between his arse from a hole in the ground.)

When I head to the Verizon store, I’ll stop by and take a look at it…and compare it against the Droid-X.

I guess it’ll be a tough decision. I wonder what all will come out between then and now? Only time will tell.

What are the shortcomings you’re referring too? Why bring up a year old phone (Nexus One) you’ve just answered that question for me. Thank you.

By the way, feel free to take a gander at my Droid X if you don’t bash your head in first.
http://www.slashgear.com/droid-x-review-0793011/

Lastly, my advice to you is NOT to go around making threats. I’ve seen people get sued for less.

He makes me want to smash his face in. Or at the very least, my own head. So I don’t have to hear him any longer.

He needs to give up his ‘hobby’ or ‘job’ (whatever he calls it) as any kind of editor or reviewer for any web site. His voice makes me feel as though I’m listening to some kid on YouTube trying to review some random device – who is trying his hardest to sound like he knows WTF he’s talking about! GAH!!!

“We don’t want to talk about something that’s a year old.”

So…WHY BRING IT UP!?

He seems biased, too. He raved about the Fascinate… But he didn’t really say a damn thing for the Droid-X. He sure neglected to mention ANY real shortcomings of the Fascinate while making sure to tell us all about how he doesn’t like the Droid-X for random, convenient reasons…

Someone…PLEASE think of the children. PLEASE KILL HIM.

Ugh.