This robotic bidet is designed to help you freshen up your tush on the move. Hang on, what’s that you say? It’s not a robot bidet? Well shucks, and here was me all tingly around the nethers at the thought of it. I guess we’ll just have to make do with the latest Korean house-bot, ROMI; the pedal-bin-alike trundles around your home, cleaning as it goes, while transmitting video via its WiFi/CDMA connection to your PC or cellphone.

Voice-control means there’s no extra remote to lose, and it obviously has the ability to mesmerise a group of engineers (who appear to be viewing ROMI’s live streaming video of their own legs on a cellphone). It’ll be announced properly at CES, after which nobody will buy it.


ROMI, the Roeen robot [Akihabara News]