You're a sexy Mother-Hubbard and you know it. When you're out pounding the street, listening to your music, sorry, choons the last thing you want is your ears to get cold. And so you need a hat, wide-boy. But which hat? Oh the choices you face, I pity you, I really do. You'd be a fool to settle for less than Nike's new Hatphone.
Ridiculous name, yes. In fact this iPod Nano compatible hat has absolutely nothing to do with a cellphone, as far as I can gather. The clever bit is in fact a click-wheel control panel to give you control of the music.
If you want it, it's yours for $60.