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“My cellphone made me have sex”

, Oct 30th 2006 Discuss [1]

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Trust the filthy minds of cellphone developers to turn innocent text messaging into depraved sex messaging.  NTT DoCoMo in Japan will soon be selling a handset that, once instructed with the menstrual details of its owner (presumably female), will sound an alert three days before ovulation and then again on the day itself.

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Other functions include a “recipe database” and “camouflage melody” button, the latter of which causes the phone to fake-call you should you be attempting to avoid the advances of a family-hungry man who has seen your fertile-light flashing.

Phone alerts couples to baby-making window [Reuters]
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