If you use those old fashioned wooden pencils then you might still need to buy a pencil sharpener. Well an artist came up with these 'Living Dead Dolls' Sadie Pencil Sharpener that not only sharpen your pencils but will creep out your friends as well.
If you're having issues with whatever you're writing or drawing then nothing is more therapeutic than jabbing your pencil in someone's eye. Now, I wouldn't recommend you jab your pencil in an actual person's eye, they tend to stop talking to you after that. Instead jab it into the eye of your pencil sharpener.
Then just press the button on the back of her neck and make her throw the shavings up and spit them out on the table. I might consider picking up wooden pencils again just to snag one of these dolls.
It Sharpens Your Pencil And Then Eats Your Soul [via gearfuse]