JP
Forgive me, mother, for posting this. Feast your eyes, gentlemen, on this wondrous pair of fulsome funbags, the “perfect gag gift” Jingle Jugs. As realistic as if you’d shot a Baywatch lifeguard and mounted her chest on the wall, they not only hang there like vast silicon lumps but – and here it gets really classy – jiggle about to the strains of Rodney Carrington’s “classic” Titties & Beer.
I suppose this is the latest incarnation of Big Mouth Billy Bass, that annoying fish that was everywhere a few years back. Thing is, at least the damn fish didn’t bring to mind sociopathic murderers who cut up their female victims and keep trophies on the walls of their foetid underground pit.
Update: video of the ‘Jugs in action after the cut (since I know you’ll only go looking for it otherwise)
Battery or AC powered, there’s a light-sensor to trigger the pair and a “try me” button if you’re immobile or desperate.
“Jingle Jugs are easily mountable on the wall or you can use the included stand to put them on a flat surface, like the Thanksgiving table centerpiece”
Um, okay. How about “no”
Yours for $49.99
7 Responses to “Jingle Jugs might be all the woman you can ever get”
Ewdison Then May 14, 2007
I’m tossing my jukebox for this! :)
+1Vincent Nguyen May 14, 2007
ummm, ummm, sorry I forgot my comment….
+1Chris Davies May 14, 2007
I’m sure it was something like “I’m deeply offended by this on behalf of women all over the world” wasn’t it, bud?
[quote comment="22181"]ummm, ummm, sorry I forgot my comment….[/quote]
+1Abby McVay May 14, 2007
Well I suppose it’s better than that creepy singing deer head. At least this way I know that men are still attracted to women and not just their icky dead animals. :P
+2keith G. June 24, 2007
This could be the best invention ever invented. Probably better than the light bulb. Because I like my ladies in the dark.
NeutralchicHM18 June 25, 2007
Fellas, fellas….there’s nothing to be offended by. I went on their myspace website (http://www.myspace.com/thejinglejugs) and Jingle Jugs is for everyone. They support the Susan G. Komen “Breast Cancer Foundation”, as well as the troops in Iraq. It may seem derogatory on first appearance, but lets not judge a book by its cover! Let’s give kudos to Jingle Jugs for its Philanthropic effort and strive!
NeutralGentry November 18, 2008
This rack is so cool! I just bought 10 of them for my buddies for the holidays. I found some gag gift post that said you could get them for 10 bucks at jinglejugs.com if you type in the coupon code: JJTEST. I guess those guys forgot to take the code down and it’s still active.
Neutral