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Forgive me, mother, for posting this. Feast your eyes, gentlemen, on this wondrous pair of fulsome funbags, the “perfect gag gift” Jingle Jugs. As realistic as if you’d shot a Baywatch lifeguard and mounted her chest on the wall, they not only hang there like vast silicon lumps but - and here it gets really classy - jiggle about to the strains of Rodney Carrington’s “classic” Titties & Beer.
I suppose this is the latest incarnation of Big Mouth Billy Bass, that annoying fish that was everywhere a few years back. Thing is, at least the damn fish didn’t bring to mind sociopathic murderers who cut up their female victims and keep trophies on the walls of their foetid underground pit.
Update: video of the ‘Jugs in action after the cut (since I know you’ll only go looking for it otherwise)
Battery or AC powered, there’s a light-sensor to trigger the pair and a “try me” button if you’re immobile or desperate.
“Jingle Jugs are easily mountable on the wall or you can use the included stand to put them on a flat surface, like the Thanksgiving table centerpiece”
Um, okay. How about “no”
Yours for $49.99
I’m tossing my jukebox for this! :)
ummm, ummm, sorry I forgot my comment….
I’m sure it was something like “I’m deeply offended by this on behalf of women all over the world” wasn’t it, bud?
Well I suppose it’s better than that creepy singing deer head. At least this way I know that men are still attracted to women and not just their icky dead animals. :P
This could be the best invention ever invented. Probably better than the light bulb. Because I like my ladies in the dark.
Fellas, fellas….there’s nothing to be offended by. I went on their myspace website (http://www.myspace.com/thejinglejugs) and Jingle Jugs is for everyone. They support the Susan G. Komen “Breast Cancer Foundation”, as well as the troops in Iraq. It may seem derogatory on first appearance, but lets not judge a book by its cover! Let’s give kudos to Jingle Jugs for its Philanthropic effort and strive!