InterGrafx 3D Virtual Secretary on your phone

So it can wake you up, schedule your appointments, and other clerical tasks. It cant answer your phones, and although it might look attractive to you (sick freak) you can’t have an affair with it, so stick to the real thing, if not for adultery, do it so you don’t have to answer your phone so often.

It will however take care of SMS, and can do some management when it comes to incoming calls, like send certain calls straight to voicemail (your marital counterpart) or something of that nature. There are even different types of secretary’s, so you can at least still get the pleasure of firing your secretary and hiring a new one, in seconds.

If you are more the faithful business type, you can take a picture of someone (your wife, your favorite actor or actress, you get the idea) and put it on the avatar. You can apparently also train them to be smarter (probably a lot like speech recognition software, the more you use it, the more it learns), plus we all know we’d much rather have a calm voice telling us to wake up or answer the phone instead of some ungodly annoying ringtone.

3D virtual secretary loves you for your power [via CrunchGear]