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This looks dodgy.  There, I’ve said it.  But Hammacher Schlemmer insist that it’s a “Core Muscle” trainer that works on your glutes, upper thighs, abdominals and lower-back muscles, giving you a super aerobic, low-impact workout in twenty minutes.  Oh yes, it rocks to and fro, left and right, in any of three patterns and nine different speeds.  Plus you can pretend to be a cowboy.  Yeah, baby, a cowboy!  Yours for $1,999.

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