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If you visit Google today you will see a link to Google’s newest service, call Google TiSP. What is Google TiSP? Well, here is a snip from its own page…
“Sick of paying for broadband that you have to, well, pay for? Introducing Google TiSP (BETA), our new FREE in-home wireless broadband service. Sign up today and we’ll send you your TiSP self-installation kit, which includes setup guide, fiber-optic cable, spindle, wireless router and installation CD.”
Google TiSP (BETA) is a fully functional, end-to-end system that provides in-home wireless access by connecting your commode-based TiSP wireless router to one of thousands of TiSP Access Nodes via fiber-optic cable strung through your local municipal sewage lines.
Wow, Free wireless broadband! And it uses toilet GFlush™ technology! How amazing is that. Too bad today is April 1st, or else it will be a technology breakthrough by Google.
Okay Google, enough with the fun time and go back to your cave to start making something cool!
TiSP is a blatant rip-off of DSL technology I introduced a decade ago. Geesh.
http://www.networkworld.com/co.....node/13240
Funniest Joke Ever, by far. Wonder what they have next year.
DSL using the toliet. I was like, you gotta be kidding.
Very funny! I was so excited I had a tough time believing it was true until the pro insatallation part! Nanobots…hehe…kudos google…
*tough time believing it was *false* whoops!
IT’s really a joke?
Oh yeah, they just put an April Fool’s joke for us!
Who is gonna grab the cable once it’s flushed down the toilet?
Funny joke! ha ha ha ha ha!
I thought google was hacked for a moment
wow, same here, i thought google was hacked. well honestly i was like, wtf? the get started link appear to be very well built just to make us think it is new breakthrough broadband service
what if there had been an tel number to order such a kit or so… wow! hahahaha good job!
I read all that sh*t for nothing. I’m so pissed that google of all things was actually able to fool me. I forgot it was april 1st today but I knew something was up b/c the toilet or something would have to get fuc*ed up if you flush a cable down it.
my cable has got mess on it
Good joke Google.
OMG i sent the cable down my toilet but i still cant get connected to tha internet.
We knew already that the internet is a series of tubes. The gentleman from Alaska told us so.
We already knew the internet is a series of tubes - the gentleman from Alaska already told us so.
There’s a lot of crap on the web Lol.
…I still invented the internet….
i got my card i was about to buy it :) , April fool ??????????????
Funny stuff, I was close to contacting google about it, then I looked at the time, I forgot it was april fools day.
AWWWWW i wanted this soooooo badddd i got my credit cart out and all
Kinda makes you wonder where they got the pics from…
The funniest part was, “How can Google afford to provide Broadband for free? Well we analyze your poop :D and advertise your last dined meal” Omg that made my day I could not stop laughing!!!
Rubber gloves ………………………. $1
Netgear wireless router …………. $65
100 yards of optical cable …….. $500
Playin’ in the toilet for free internet ….. priceless
LOL, the plans are:
Trickle: Free
The #2: $9.95/mo.
The Royal Flush: $24.95/mo.
XD
I’d hate to be the guy that has to crawl down a manhole somewhere to connect the other end of the cable.
how do i sign up?
This is why i come back to slashgear, u all know how to make geeks like me laugh
Ha Ha Ha!
This was great. This would have been funnier if’n nationwide there were not real, BIG problems with wide-spread sewer maintainence neglect. Oh well..
Flush….
LOL!! I seriously thought it was real, even the part about putting the cable in the toilet. I was actually going to call my sister and tell her to sign up for it. I only started to get suspicious when they stated to talk about nanobots.
I fell for both of google’s tricks, the gmail one where they were going to print up your emails and the TiSP one, I am so gullable =’(
hehehe, we always like to have fun on april fools day :)
Shows that we gadget guys and gals can be humorous too :)
Yuk!!! I have a dirty toilette phobia and had the hardest time imagining people with dirty toilettes installing this free broadband service. lol. You fooled me, Google but I still love you!
Too Bad its April 2nd here in Australia!!
I reckon you owe us some freebies now Google cos April Fools Day was like soooo yesterday man!
Shit, Bugger, Bum, Poo, I thought I was gonna get the internet out of my loo, hehehehe.
bustards, i was about to cancel my dsl.
very clever god dam it i arent i a fool. it said free broadband i wonder if you could sew for false advertising
Can’t belive tbis that google is making fun of its uses :)
Wow, that joke was VERY original, Google had me for 3 hours until I looked on the date: it’s April the 1st! But Wow! If Google would’ve made that real, they would’ve screwed all the internet companies instantly, LOL! I guess those who work in the Telecom for example got friggen scared when they saw it, and relaxed when they noticed it was a joke. And I thought: “Woo, when it comes to New Zealand, then no more wireless network catching for me :)”.
Thanks for the laugh Google, good one!
Paco the dog
Moron. lol.
Really cool April Fools’ joke! I even made an installation video of Google TiSP:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QDj4eSRNf90
Hey anyone know how to pull wires out of a toilet. I think the TISP fiberoptic cable is stuck somewhere in my toilet.
I read this thing and told my wife about it. It sounded real but I hadnt read all the way thru it. I got April fooled so bad.
Haha! I was like, at the first page…ooh! Free Internet! Then came the toilet and I was just…what the? Hahaha.
And I was like, “No shit?” LOL
Not to far fetched !! Take a look at H20 Networks in the UK and what they are doing with waste water pipes in towns and communities in Britian…
Mike
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the internet is going down the sh*tter….literally!!
no no no no that is very embresss i was going 2 ask one of my friends 2 try it :D:D:D:D
I would like to flush my cable service down the crapper. Maybe it would improve the service. Although its the same sh*t on TV. Never mind.
You go Google! ;-)
Hey, Art. You’re not the only stupid one…I got so excited I flushed my cable down and THEN realized I had a septic tank…maybe if I asknicely my own poop will hook me up with some broadband…or not…i’m stupid…
They didn’t get me!! I was too skeptical. Nothing is ever free!! There’s always a catch to everything supposedly free. Very professional joke, Google!!! Way to go!!