Perhaps you've had your baggage handled lately? Lots of people who are planning on opting-out of the radiation-ridden x-ray machine TSA is having everyone walk through before and after getting on an airplane will be having their baggage handled, if you know what I mean, when patted down by TSA officials this holiday season. Therefor, in jest, Foursquare is now offering a badge in which you check in at your local airport and include "TSA," "Grope," or even "Don't touch my junk, bro!" in your shout and you'll unlock the a magical message and badge!
The badge you'll be getting is indeed called Baggage Handler and the message you'll receive goes something like this:
Looks like you’ve had your baggage handled. Happy Holidays and have a safe flight!
Foursquare reminds you to stay funny and have a Happy Thanksgiving, plus makes sure you're still in the system while you're doing it. Love it!