They might have an odd name, but boynq also have some interesting looking products. A bit of swish design on the desk is never a bad thing, and I don't reckon your climb up the career ladder would be at all damaged for having their Notone VOIP speakerphone/handset there. With a slimline corded handset for those private calls to the mistress, plus a mono speakerphone for conference calling, it connects to your PC via USB and even gives you a place to store notepaper and a pen for jotting down the hotel number of your romantic assignations.
Look at that lovely glowing ring! Textbook stuff. The Notone is available now for £24.99 ($49.23) in black and white.