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Need something a little more girly to strike fear into future attackers? Well I suppose just because it’s violent doesn’t mean it can’t be cute.

This baby seal has a bit of a secret, it is actually a taser. It is packed with about 0.3 amps of pain. It may be small, but it will definitely leave you hurting. I just hope you don’t leave it near a small child, otherwise, that probably wouldn’t end well.

The baby seal is priced at only $14.

Be Nice to Baby Seals (Or Else) [via ohgizmo]