Thank you Wired. Thank you so much for the boobs cover. I can’t tell you how much I appreciate it. I was racking my brain trying to think of a lighthearted topic for a Friday column, and there you come, smacking me in the face. At first I thought it was just silly, but with all the attention the cover has been getting, I couldn’t look away. So I’m going to tackle this topic head on. I’m going to grab it with both hands. Motorboat. Sorry, couldn’t think of a stupid pun so I just stuck that in.