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Tired of your old Magic 8 Ball? Trying to find that deeper meaning in life? Well now you can have Answer me Jesus.

You no longer have to resort to the dark magic within the Magic 8 Ball. You can have instant answers straight from the Son of God. I think this little gadget ranks right up there with the Buddy Christ campaign. Just in case you aren’t a Christian, there is also Answer Me Buddha.

Jesus offers 20 different answers. Some of the answers are “Have faith”, “Yes my child”, “Sinner” and my personal favorite “Let me ask my Dad”. To have all of your questions answered it will cost you a mere $17.99.

Jesus Has the Answers (Or At Least 20 of Them) [via Crunch Gear]