This bright red phone was designed after a similar phone in Batman. It’s the phone that the police commissioner used to phone Batman when there was trouble in Gotham City.
It has a blinking red light and your choice of buzzer or ringer when someone calls. There is no caller ID and no way to dial out so it would be great to put these all over your mansion so your victims, er friends, couldn’t call 911.
Then again, if you’re like me, you have more calls coming in than you do going out, so it would be great for that as well. Sadly these things aren’t cheap, which seems a little backwards considering how basic it is, but its $112 if you want one.