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Fish High-Rise

By Chris Davies on Thursday, Oct 12th 2006 No Comments

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If you ask me (and let’s pretend you did), fish have a pretty crappy life.  Do they get to drive the new BMW X5 SUV?  Hell no.  Do they get to buy the new T-Mobile Dash and set up push-email so they can keep in touch with their friends and the office?  Hell no.  Do they get to pre-order the Sony PS3?  Hell no.  All they get to do is swim around and eat freeze-dried food which smells nasty.  Unlucky buggers.

Fish Loft

If you’ve got fish, think about their mental health.  Think how unstimulating it is, in that soggy water all day.  Wouldn’t you want to see what was outside, if you were kept in a tank or pond every day until you die?  Hell you would.  So buy them one of these awesome Fish Lofts, which allows them – through the magic of a pressurised tube – to swim up above the water surface and look out into the rest of the world.

Fish Loft

Personally I think people should buy at least three – then different fish could swim up each tube and wave at each other from across the pond.

Fish Loft [via electro^plankton]

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